Ode to the Accelerant

And now on a very special episode of 23lines.... we are very proud to present the literary styling of a giant in our community... I present to you 'Ode to the Accelerant'

The apothecary of modeling, am I

Accelerator be my inspiration, and cyanoacrylite my muse

Be my acrylics and solvents ever within reach, 

and deftly honed blades forever mine to use

Nay, shall I not want for a styrene accouterments, 

nor resin accents, 

nor acrylic rod 

nor photo-etched details

Shall I be beholden to the immutable stain of enamel?

Nay! For mine is the access to alcohol, terpentine and napthol, 

against which all discolrants shall fall.

What care have I for the challenge of the hobby?  

None... as naught but a challenge beneath my contempt;

For have I such tremendous amounts of varied shit around mine house 

That no obstacle cannot be overcome!

-Kevin the Kovarcik